You may be a Fucktard if:

• You think BBW is a European car manufacture
• You call the “escort service” to repair your Ford
• You think a vulva is a European sedan
• You think clitoris was our 42nd president
• You think a rim job is getting a new set of wheels for your car
• You think a woman wants to see a picture of your cock before she even knows your name
• You think a tranny is a gearbox
• You think asphalt is rectum trouble
• You think early withdrawal is a way to get funds out of your 401K plan
• You think young tender breasts are something they have at KFC
• You think monogamy is a type of wood.